From Land's End to John O'Groats, this Sceptred Isle is riddled with what are laughably referred to as 'attractions'. Rubbish tourism is a proud British tradition, and from Stonehenge to Madam Tussaud's, Shakespeare's birthplace to the Harry Potter Tour, and model villages to a museum dedicated to pencils, Crap Days Out is the quintessential collection of places that will ruin a perfectly good bank holiday.The quintessential guide to why you should have just stayed at home and watched the telly.Surely the least appropriate activity to do inside a building is skydive? ... inventors of Bodyflight, a#39;why not suck all the enjoyment out of parachuting by instead doing it in a short wind tunnel stood on its end? ... staff to add a sense of peril, or get them noticeably drunk beforehand and try to distract them while they are working.
|Title||:||Crap Days Out|
|Author||:||Gareth Rubin, Jon Parker|
|Publisher||:||John Blake Publishing - 2011-10-27|