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Manicures, manicotti, and living in moma€™s basement. Madonn! The lives of guidos and guidettes can be hard. Are your days spent on GTL and getting your hair to outrageous heights? Is the night not complete without a brawl with some stunad followed by a late-night sausage and peppers? Still not sure youa€™re a guido? This hilarious collection puts your doubts to rest with common guido antics and behavior, such as: You Get the Italian Flag Inked on Your Culo (Hint: You Cana€™t Show Your Mama) Youa€™ve Created Your Own Nickname--and Tried to Copyright It You Spend a Half an Hour Perfecting Your Blow-Out and Another Half Hour Admiring It in the Mirror You Describe Your Dream Guy as a Juicehead Your qNice Clothesq Are Animal Print Complete with guido quizzes (Whata€™s Your Guido Nickname?), fun facts, and trivia (Italian Slang 101), this book is the ultimate goobmaha€™s guide to Italian pride.Before you are ready for prime time, you need to make sure you are in tip-top shape. Those pencil-thin sideburns have been shaved down in the shape of an L , the sides and back of your hairline are all taped up, and the cut is gradient from anbsp;...

Author:Andrea Renzoni, Eric Renzoni
Publisher:Adams Media - 2010-08-18


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