Manicures, manicotti, and living in momas basement. Madonn! The lives of guidos and guidettes can be hard. Are your days spent on GTL and getting your hair to outrageous heights? Is the night not complete without a brawl with some stunad followed by a late-night sausage and peppers? Still not sure youare a guido? This hilarious collection puts your doubts to rest with common guido antics and behavior, such as: You Get the Italian Flag Inked on Your Culo (Hint: You Canat Show Your Mama) Youave Created Your Own Nickname--and Tried to Copyright It You Spend a Half an Hour Perfecting Your Blow-Out and Another Half Hour Admiring It in the Mirror You Describe Your Dream Guy as a Juicehead Your qNice Clothesq Are Animal Print Complete with guido quizzes (Whatas Your Guido Nickname?), fun facts, and trivia (Italian Slang 101), this book is the ultimate goobmahas guide to Italian pride.Before you are ready for prime time, you need to make sure you are in tip-top shape. Those pencil-thin sideburns have been shaved down in the shape of an L , the sides and back of your hairline are all taped up, and the cut is gradient from anbsp;...
|Author||:||Andrea Renzoni, Eric Renzoni|
|Publisher||:||Adams Media - 2010-08-18|