LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk, Dog Jerk a Unicorn Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. Cat, Dog and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious a humorous unicorn, cat a dog poems a rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats and unicorns while they think nobody watches them a unlocks the poet in him. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn, jerk dog a jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal one horned horses, doggys andkitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat, dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat and unicorn moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter a Dusty Glitter * Scooping a Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing a Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Rainbow Fairy Dust a Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns a Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads a Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 3 in 1 compilation of qUnicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 1, qCats Are Just Really Big Jerks!q Volume 2 and qDogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!q Volume 3 right now a enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments ...What do they do? They might charmingly rub up against your leg and pretend to say aHi!a Attention ya#39;all this cat behavior is nothing else but the behavior of a traitor. They are smart, they are sneaky, they are phoney, they are perky, they are anbsp;...
|Title||:||Funny Poem Book For Kids: Cat & Dog Humor Books & Unicorn Humor|
|Publisher||:||Speedy Publishing LLC - 2014-02-22|