Going Nowhere

Going Nowhere

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On a touring holiday in south-west France, a young English couple, Jennifer and Peter Robbins, quickly fall under the charms of the Lot region a€“ a land of wide meandering rivers, wooded hillsides, rugged moors and quaint stone villages bathed in warm sunshine (not to mention the more worldly pleasures of good food and curiously strong drink). Their holiday takes a step into the unknown when they decide, on impulse, to purchase a house in need of restoration in the remote and pretty village of Lecul-en-Quercy. During their frequent visits, they get to know many of the local characters, including Thomas ChAone, the wily mayor; Maisie Connell, the English estate agent who has special techniques for promoting business; Messieurs Blanc and Grospetit, the rival bakers; Marie, the Mayora€™s long suffering sister and reluctant spinster who daily faces the challenges of computers, community keys and the temperamental town-hall toilet. The Robbinses also have to deal with incomers like themselves a€“William Montgomery, the retired palaeontologist with a deep secret; Gilbert and Nancy, who impress the locals with their fertility; StAcphanie de Chartres, with her out-of-place airs and graces, and even President Jacques Chirac. But ita€™s the hilarious situations that prove the most memorable a€“ the huntera€™s dinner, where British honour is at stake; the annual snail race, when extreme steps are taken to ensure victory; the terrible revenge meted out to an ambitious mobile trader; the auction of the beer-drinking billy goat; the curious consequence of the incomersa€™ visit to the cemetery that divides the community, and the pending disaster that brings them all together again. And all this in a village that, due to a cartographera€™s deafness and a faulty telephone, has been removed from the Michelin maps since 1939.In England it had all been brick and plaster, carpets wall to wall and uPVC double glazing, with timber, such as it was, for the ... Levelling up was done with wedges of small stoneswhile beams found, on installation, to beproud wereadzed to ananbsp;...

Title:Going Nowhere
Author:Roderick Craig Low
Publisher:Andrews UK Limited - 2013-03-14


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