How to Fail at Dating

How to Fail at Dating

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While many consider themselves experts at failed dating and courtship, this handy guide provides a multitude of dubious examples about how to be even worse. Instructions are given on how to develop an annoying hyena laugh, the appropriate moment to mention how cancerous your date looks, and the best time to drop a hot dog in your date's lap. Topics include dinner dates, movies, sports, how to obsess about your appearance, dancing and more. Obviously tongue-in-cheek, this bizarre guide will help you smile and recover after even the worst of your dating come to the realization (as you undoubtedly will) that your efforts to make yourself attractive are utterly futile ... For others it might be a double chin or fat jowls, no matter how thin the rest of your body is. ... completely out of proportion, even though there is absolutely nothing you can possibly do to make them go away.

Title:How to Fail at Dating
Author:Elizabeth Ratface
Publisher:Elizabeth Ratface - 2014-09-25


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