I Can Make You Hate

I Can Make You Hate

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Would you like to eat whatever you want and still lose weight? Who wouldn't? Keep dreaming, imbecile. In the meantime, if you'd like to read something that alternates between laugh-out-loud-funny and apocalyptically angry, keep holding this book. Steal it if necessary. In his latest collection of rants, raves, hastily spluttered articles and scarcely literate scrawl, Charlie Brooker proves that there is almost nothing in this universe, big or small, that can't reduce a human being to a state of pure blind hatred. It won't help you lose weight, feel smarter, sleep more soundly, or feel happier about yourself. It WILL provide you with literally hours of distraction and merriment. It can also be used to stun an intruder, if you hit him with it correctly (hint: strike hard, using the spine, on the bridge of the nose). ONLY A PRICK WOULDN'T BUY THIS BOOK. DON'T BE THAT PRICK.Screened for your pleasure 23/08/2009 Try not to bellow with fear and/or excitement, but video screens are coming to magazines. ... Therea#39;s no air-con on the underground, so on a hot day people quickly resemble clothed piglets trapped in a can waiting for the air to run out. ... not a harmless video, but a magic window showing what life could be, if only you werena#39;t stuck in a stinking, clammy pipe, jostlinganbsp;...

Title:I Can Make You Hate
Author:Charlie Brooker
Publisher:Faber & Faber - 2012-10-02


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