This amusing shower or new baby gift celebrates the ups and downs of breastfeeding and gives the rapidly growing number of breastfeeding moms something they can really use-a good laugh! Of the approximately four million women who give birth each year, 70 percent will choose to breastfeed. This delightfully funny book helps those 2.8 million nursing moms laugh out loud, learn with unexpected tips and trivia, and de-stress during the most exciting new phase of their life. In this humorous tribute to the lactating legacy of breastfeeding moms, Shannon Payette Seip and Adrienne Hedger deliver more than 50 games, trivia questions, quizzes, doodling activities, mock advice columns, and quirky top ten lists on the subject of breastfeeding. Full-color cartoon illustrations add to the fun. Perfectly portioned for a quick read, the book includes: * Top 10 Things Your Boobs Would Say If They Could Talk * Quiz: Who Hasn't Seen Your Boobs? * Alternate Uses for Nursing Pads * How to Find Your Inner HottieBooB-TIonary. Words that should be in the dictionary: ac lactidaisical: aka aBaby Braina ac Bloppy: The post-pregnancy fat that makes you ... even when youa#39;re not ac hengorgement: The feeling that a dozen eggs have been planted under your boobs, making them rock hard ... exposing your nipple to the world ac Breast plump: The glory days when your waist is back to normal, but you still have lovely full boobsanbsp;...
|Title||:||If These Boobs Could Talk|
|Author||:||Shannon Payette Seip|
|Publisher||:||Andrews McMeel Publishing - 2009-01-01|