I've Still Got It...I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It

I've Still Got It...I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It

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Welcome to Middle Age! Please check your functioning internal thermostat and razor-sharp memory at the door and pour yourself a nice, stiff drink... Jenna McCarthy might be forty-something, but she doesna€™t feel forty-something. She certainly doesna€™t look forty-something. (Actually she does, but shea€™s in denial so maybe dona€™t mention it?) And between complaining about how tired she is, trying to remember what she came in here for and wondering whether she drinks too much, she does not have time for a crisis. She has, however, had time to crack the mysterious midlife code. Shea€™s figured out how to tame her muffin top, keep the spark in her marriage and probably not die a fiery hoardera€™s death. Shea€™s learned the trick to looking ten years younger and the secret to feeling ten times happier (and it only cost $14.99 plus shipping and handling). And shea€™s discovered the one thing she will need to do for the rest of ever if shea€™s going to continue to refuse to a€œdress her age.a€ Tackling everything from cosmetic surgery and financial panic to skinny jeans and the meaning of life, Ia€™ve Still Got It... is a middle age manifesto filled with hilarious misadventures, humiliating confessions and occasional (hot) flashes of genius.If you dona#39;t know what Spanx are, please put this book down, cup your hands around your mouth, and bellow at the top of ... Inadditiontoan exhaustive selection of tummytaming, thightrimming, buttboosting shapewear, Spanx now makesanbsp;...

Title:I've Still Got It...I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It
Author:Jenna Mccarthy
Publisher:Penguin - 2014-07-01


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