Welcome to Middle Age! Please check your functioning internal thermostat and razor-sharp memory at the door and pour yourself a nice, stiff drink... Jenna McCarthy might be forty-something, but she doesnat feel forty-something. She certainly doesnat look forty-something. (Actually she does, but sheas in denial so maybe donat mention it?) And between complaining about how tired she is, trying to remember what she came in here for and wondering whether she drinks too much, she does not have time for a crisis. She has, however, had time to crack the mysterious midlife code. Sheas figured out how to tame her muffin top, keep the spark in her marriage and probably not die a fiery hoarderas death. Sheas learned the trick to looking ten years younger and the secret to feeling ten times happier (and it only cost $14.99 plus shipping and handling). And sheas discovered the one thing she will need to do for the rest of ever if sheas going to continue to refuse to adress her age.a Tackling everything from cosmetic surgery and financial panic to skinny jeans and the meaning of life, Iave Still Got It... is a middle age manifesto filled with hilarious misadventures, humiliating confessions and occasional (hot) flashes of genius.If you dona#39;t know what Spanx are, please put this book down, cup your hands around your mouth, and bellow at the top of ... Inadditiontoan exhaustive selection of tummytaming, thightrimming, buttboosting shapewear, Spanx now makesanbsp;...
|Title||:||I've Still Got It...I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It|
|Publisher||:||Penguin - 2014-07-01|