THE FIRST THING THEY PRONOUNCE YOU IN LIFE IS qHUSBAND AND WIFEq. THE NEXT THING IS qDEADq. Up till now, preparing for marriage was a lot like preparing for death: You didn't know what was ahead and there was nothing you could do about it anyway! LIFE SENTENCE changes all that with honest, guy-to-guy advice and counsel. Think of it this way: It's like getting your grubby hands on the other team's playbook before the big game. Which is why it's the one book they -- girlfriends, fiancees, and divorce lawyers -- don't want you to read. You'll gain valuable insights into: BEING ENGAGED: It's the romantic equivalent of being in cyberspace. The ring is like signing a lease with an option to buy. FIDELITY: If you think that fidelity is a raw deal, remember that she made the same deal. With you. You're the last guy she gets. GOLF: Never, ever play with her.THE. BRIDAL. SHOWER. a Marriage is a partnership where no matter how good ahusband is, his wife is still the better half.a ... They do this withevery gift, inturn, sonoone feelscheated that theirgift was prejudicially left unopened. (Women ... If you get roped into this travesty of femininity, by gift number 3 the conceptwill get a little threadbare (aHow a#39;bout ifwe justdo thislater after everyone leaves?
|Author||:||J. D. Smith|
|Publisher||:||Hachette UK - 2009-09-26|