Mommy Madness

Mommy Madness

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For the first time ever, New York Times bestselling author Stefanie Wilder-Taylora€™s three whip-smart, practical, and hilarious parenting guidesa€”now in one convenient ebook collection. Covering every stage of child rearing imaginablea€”from labor pains to growing pains and everywhere in betweena€”this convenient ebook set offers readers access to all things parenting in one collection. The boxed set includes: Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay Friends, family, colleagues, the UPS delivery guya€”suddenly everybody is a trove of advice, much of it contradictory and confusing. With dire warnings of what will happen if baby is fed on demand and even direr warnings of what will happen if he isna€™t, not to mention hordes of militant a€œlactivists, a€ cosleeping advocates, and books on what to worry about next, modern parenthood can seem like a minefield. Herea€™s how you can separate the practical from the practically certifiable. Naptime Is the New Happy Hour Once the zig-zagging hormones and endless, bleary-eyed exhaustion of the first year have worn off, youa€™re left with the startling realization that your tiny, immobile bundle has become a rampaging toddler, complete with his or her very own, very forceful personality. How do you deal with that tiny bundle of joy thata€™s suddenly become, like, a real person? Gummi Bears Should Not Be Organic From the moment life first drops us Hunger Gamesa€“style into parenthood with just a naked, crying stranger and Google for company, wea€™re taunted with scary studies and impassioned opinions about how to do it perfectly. Youa€™re going to need a friend to give you a shoulder to cry on when times get rough, and to give you a smack upside the head when you start replacing Goldfish crackers for kale chips. Luckily, Stefanie Wilder-Taylora€™s in the market for a new MFF: Mom Friend Forever.An eighteen-month-old in a micromini and teeny tank makes perfect sensea€”but a one-year-old? Thata#39;s pushing it. I got so ... Doodlebopsa€”If you want your child exposed to their first mAcnage An trois, this is the show for you. Three very jauntilyanbsp;...

Title:Mommy Madness
Author:Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
Publisher:Simon and Schuster - 2015-05-04


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