Muffin tops. Scrunchies. Suntan hose. Slut shoes. Visible panty line. Who hasnat had the unfortunate experience of witnessingaor (gasp!) actually wearingaone of these fashion disasters? The atrocities Clinton Kelly has seenaitas a surprise he hasnat gouged out his own eyes. Mom jeans? Fancy fingernails? Tracksuits? In the same straight-talking style that has made TLCas What Not to Wear a smash hit for eight seasons, the cheeky media personality and author of Freakina Fabulous shows women how to outfit themselves with confidence and style as he pokes fun at fashion qdonats.q From the most obvious faux pas (Texas tuxedos) to borderline offenses (peekaboo boobies), Clinton offers detailed and entertaining critiques of our top one hundred sartorial slip-ups. He turns his keen eye to wardrobe, color, cut, cleanliness, hairstyle, accessories, and even posture. And because he loves you, he presents easy alternatives and practical suggestions for creating fabulous outfits that will make you forget you ever wore socks with clogs. Clinton also explains how to use trends to your advantage at any age, from deciding which ones work for you to understanding how to wear them to keep your look relevant. Because if youare not comfortable in the sequined mini, everyone around you will know it. A delightful mix of hilarious dish and expert fashion advice, Oh No She Didnat will turn anyone from fashion victim to fashionista in no time.So, there is no reason to be walking around in clothes that make your ass look anything less than fabulous. Yes, ita#39;s true, if you dona#39;t have much of a butt, it is difficult to find pants that fit well off the rack. If this is the case and you have a smallanbsp;...
|Title||:||Oh No She Didn't|
|Publisher||:||Simon and Schuster - 2010-10-12|