See America! Enjoy the trip with Oliver, a folksy, down-home fellow with one salacious eye on female anatomy and the other focused on local evildoers. He manages to evade his wife's wrath for the former and thwart the latter through country cunning and sheer dumb luck. Oliver's Travels is a series of short stories about these adventures. He visits New York City and the Metropolitan Opera on the mistaken belief that it's another version of the Grand Ole Opry, and takes down a pair of pickpockets; he takes a tour to the Grand Canyon and an Arizona dude ranch where he captures a crew of cattle rustlers; he wins a trip on a cruise ship and foils a group of smugglers, to name a few. Get on board with Oliver and-dadgum it!- enjoy the ride!I hang out on the floor of the john until my head stops spinning and my stomach quits making waves, then crawl out and on to the wall-to-wall bed, clutching a pillow as if it wuz ... The sun is just a-popping out of the ocean like a red beach ball.
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