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Prolific blogger Steinmetz spouts his opinion and observations on everything from celebrity child naming trends to the over-glorification of a zombie apocalypse in this hysterical compilation of articles. Steinmetz takes on social media, hipsters and growing old without growing up with a playful sarcastic tone that keeps readers coming back for more.Finally you think ita#39;s safe to remove the corpse, which is now probably infested with maggots (do they become zombies?) ... The store smells rancid from the rotting meat, cheese, dairy products and of course the slaughtered carcasses of former patrons. ... You take up a position behind an abandoned car and, now somehow with no moral capacity left, start offing the group, you whittle the pack down to justanbsp;...

Author:Andy Steinmetz
Publisher:Andy Steinmetz -


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