The best shoes to dance in are sneakers with no tread left. Old ski lift tickets are not a fashion accessory. Nothing is qfun for the whole familyq unless the parents are under ten. There's no such thing as classy luggage as long as you have to carry it. With an irresistible combination of sharp wit, shrewd insight, and great common sense, Paisley Goes with Nothing offers men an invaluable arsenal of survival tactics for thriving in a modern world, including qTwo Easy Pieces (Buying a Suit)q, qFather Knew Zip (How to Shave)q, qA Medium Is the Message--But So Is an Extra Large (What Your Wardrobe Says About You)q, qGeeks Bearing Gifts (Buying Presents)q, qHouse by You (Entertaining on Your Turf)q, and dozens more that are as useful and enlightening as they are ingeniously, universally funny. An indispensable resource for every man (and a godsend for those in search of a perfect gift), it's society's last hope for keeping the word gentleman from becoming obsolete. From the Trade Paperback edition.Therea#39;s no need to flap your arms about, unless youa#39;re too late to change for a sprint against Carl Lewis. Just bend ... Suit pants should fit the same way as similarly cut dress pants sold separately. ... Most men dry-clean their suits too often.
|Title||:||Paisley Goes with Nothing|
|Publisher||:||Main Street Books - 2010-10-20|