In this hilarious approach to the world of gardening, qwhoretoculturalistq Sacha Langton-Gilks exposes the hidden meanings behind plant nomenclature, with a nod to all things naughty in the garden. Novice gardeners can discover the right conditions to attain momentous results from the often neglected Clitoria, or learn the self-seeding abilities of Sisyrinchium, also known as E. K. Balls. Other sections include The Gay Boyas Border and Plants to Give People You Hate, where you will learn how to best bestow a gift of Mother-in-Law's Tongue (Sanseviera trifasciata) on your worst enemy. Cleverly illustrated and packed with over the top planting tips, this is the rollicking best friend to every seasoned gardener.Due to their unfortunate association with the mass-produced figurines, however, this easy-to-grow plant cannot be used in ... There are some truly horrendous tulips out there a the early, double- flowered a#39;Abbaa#39; is an eye -popping, lacquer- redanbsp;...
|Title||:||Red Undies and Dutchman's Trousers|
|Publisher||:||Harpercollins Pub Limited - 2007|