Your Asian Mother Says: aYou look just like Mummy when she was your age.a Your Asian Mother Means: aYou will secure love and happiness thanks to my genes so essentially you owe me everything.a Benjamin Law and Michelle Law, the long-suffering children of an Asian Mother, bring you the hilarious Sh*t Asian Mothers Say, featuring the wisdom of Asian Mothers the world over, from aEat every grain of rice, otherwise thatas how many pimples your future spouse will havea to aSheas just jealous a and racista. The book also includes quizzes (aHave You Failed Your Asian Mother?a), an interpretation guide to aWhat your Asian Mother is really sayinga, Ten Asian Mother Commandments (Thou shalt not sleepover) and an Asian Mothersa Guide to Beauty (bad perms, colour, eyelids). With illustrations by Oslo Davis that bring the disapproving Asian Mother to life, this is the perfect gift for the Asian Mother in your life a or perhaps her children.With illustrations by Oslo Davis that bring the disapproving Asian Mother to life, this is the perfect gift for the Asian Mother in your life a or perhaps her children.
|Title||:||Sh*t Asian Mothers Say|
|Author||:||Benjamin Law, Michelle Law|
|Publisher||:||Black Inc. - 2014-03-26|