Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank

Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank

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Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible Celia Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover: * How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy) * Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons to hate them) * EBay addiction and why qIt ain't worth having if it ain't on eBayq (Whoa! Is that Willie Nelson's face in your grits?) * Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues * And so much more! Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line.Will. Never. Eat. London. Broil. Again). Ia#39;ve always been an obituary junkie. If therea#39;s a long, fabulous obit ... deceased loved the Atlanta Braves, Reesea#39;s Pieces, Dale Jr., and going to Mr. Tanga#39;s Imperial Wok on all-you-can-eat crab legs night.

Title:Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank
Author:Celia Rivenbark
Publisher:Macmillan - 2007-09-04


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