A comical road trip across the U.S. with a cast of surreal characters including a failed motivational speaker, a Kamchatkan runaway bride, a sock-crazed mafia boss, and cross-dressing parents. Unsatisfied with the daily grind of a Silicon Valley abusiness coach and life consultant, a Dean Cook weasels his way into a once-in-a-lifetime chance for fame and fortune: a speaking slot at the National Motivational Speakeras Conference in West Virginia. Three days before the conference, Deanas girlfriend breaks up with him and destroys his passport and identification cards. Deanas flight plans are now scrapped, and heas forced to steal a second hand ambulance. On the high-speed drive across the country he meets a Russian girl on the run from her fiancAc, a brutal and eccentric collector of womenas hosiery. Dean and the girl escape from a series of catastrophes including a shotgun wedding in Reno, Sea MonkeysTM in the Great Salt Lake, and parachuting from a B-25 bomber over Kentucky. Scrambling to catch up to Dean are his gender-bending parents, who see this as the last chance to throw their son a party that doesnat end in complete disaster. Because, after all, itas Deanas birthday.Freeze a pair of Little Debbie Swiss Rolls and put one inside each cheek, right against the gums.a aI only ... aThis is my own special recipe, a said Tony. ... aDona#39;t get your little pink panties twisted in a knotaaFrana#39;s gonna be here in a few hours.
|Title||:||The Amish Spaceman|
|Publisher||:||Stephen Colegrove - 2014-01-14|