A collection of 10, 000 side-splitting one-line jokes arranged in categories from bestselling humour editor Geoff Tibballs. 'Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes.' 'Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.' 'I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents. It was on a note, in my room.'Tim Vine I was sacked from my job as a plastic surgeon for using helium instead of silicone. Itall went tits up. Shea#39;s had so many facelifts, she pees through her ears. My girlfriend had a face ... I couldna#39;t afford plastic surgery, so I just paid a few dollars for the doctor to touch up my Xrays. I gave my wife plastic ... Emo Philips Does anyone have any tips on how to reverse plastic surgery? Ia#39;m all ears . Peopleinanbsp;...
|Title||:||The Mammoth Book of One-Liners|
|Publisher||:||Hachette UK - 2012-06-07|