The Onion Presents

The Onion Presents

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A wild and wicked parody of America's preoccupation with national security offers a selection of whimsical news stories, opinion pieces, and blurbs that offer a pointed look at Donald Rumsfeld, America's dependence on foreign oil, domestic surveillance, and other hot topics. Original. 150, 000 first printing.aquot;I blame myself: I totally blanked on the Indian Removal Act of 1830 when looking for a place to live, aquot; federal Indian Removal Act of 1830. ... RIa€” Sonny Jim, a 9- month-old goldfish, can no longer tolerate his bowlmate, 9-month-old goldfish Sally. ... The beleaguered miniature carp said he would prefer rooming with a aquot; psychotic betta fishaquot; and wouldna#39;t care if Sally ... a#39;Employees Must Wash Handsa#39; Signs Top Iraqi Hospital Wish List MAHMOUDIYA, IRAQa€” As the tumultuous process ofanbsp;...

Title:The Onion Presents
Author:Scott Dikkers, Carol Kolb
Publisher:Three Rivers Press (CA) - 2006


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