From the bestselling author of High Maintenance and Going Down comes a witty, heartfelt comic novel about marriage, motherhood, and discovering that the life you have is exactly the one you want. Whatas a fabulous New York City girl supposed to do when she finds herself fantasizing about the Grim Reaper more than she fantasizes about her husband? When she canat help but give him the finger on the set of Sesame Street? And when she doesnat exactly hope for a safe landing when he goes away on business? No, ex-hedge fund manager and new mom Isolde Brilliant hasnat got the seven year itchataking care of her baby and husband and having a growing suspicion that sheas living life in captivity has turned her into a seven year bitch. Thatas New York author Jennifer Belleas deliciously provocative phrase for the boredom, anger, and hurt that can creep into even the best of marriagesaand affect even the most saintly of wives. In the tradition of Jennifer Weiner and Meg Wolitzer, Belle delivers a dead-on, raw and hilarious novel about motherhood and marriage and discovering the life you have is exactly the one you wanted.I waited at the door in my nightgown after making sure my breasts werena#39;t hanging out as usual. When I was nursing I ... Informilk Baby Formula: In 100 Words or Less Give Us Your Best Job Description for Being a Mom. Grand Prize: $25, 000.
|Title||:||The Seven Year Bitch|
|Publisher||:||Penguin - 2011-05-03|