Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human developmentanot unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a qyou better laugh so you don't cryq period. Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic reliefaalong with the very good news that qIt's Not Your Fault.q Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and qhow not to die inside.q Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants (qOne parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone.q), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler (qI can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering.q), and how to order pizza (qSpend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine.q). Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.Ita#39;s Not Your Fault Bunmi Laditan ... TODDLER: aNo you wona#39;t, youa#39;re going to tell Facebook. ... Starbucks, where youa#39;ll get a venti mocha Frappuccino with three extra espresso shots because I woke up at the ass crack of dawn, and Ia#39;ll get aanbsp;...
|Title||:||Toddlers Are A**holes|
|Publisher||:||Workman Publishing - 2015-04-07|