Sophie Sturgeon can't wait for her annual summer holiday. Not only will it be a week away from work, it will be a chance to reconnect with her boyfriend Callum. So this upcoming trip to Majorca is a big deal. Sophie's spent a lot of time getting ready. She's bought a new wardrobe. She's been waxed to within an inch of her life. She's determined she and Callum will have the best time ever. Then Callum dumps her, the night before they're due to leave. In a show of bravery and independence, Sophie says she'll go to Majorca alone - but in fact, she hides in her London flat. But when her friends, family, and even Callum seem so surprised and delighted at her single girl courage, Sophie decides to go all out and recreate the ultimate 'fake break' . . . with hilarious results.That last day at work, I spent my lunch hour in Sainsburya#39;s, buying everything I needed. ... liftlady. a#39;Youa#39;ll be lucky if I have time to send a text, a#39; I said. I had no intention whatsoever of spending my fortnight away corresponding by postcard, text or otherwise with the people I had been ... a#39;I cana#39;t wait for our holiday to begin! ... Not much flavour at all considering that one tiny lump had cost as much as a paperback novel. ... I could almost feel the sun on my face and the sea breeze in my hair.
|Title||:||What I Did On My Holidays|
|Publisher||:||Hachette UK - 2012-06-21|