Your roommate keeps piling crap on your side of the room. Itas the day before Christmas break and your ride home ditches you. Your knee gives out and you lose your baseball scholarship. Halfway through your final semester, you realize youare a credit short of graduating. And all you can think is . . . WTF? Like Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School, weare heading to campus to lend a helping hand to all those college kids who canat quite make the grade. Inside theyall find hilarious solutions to all the obstacles that lie between them and that elusive diploma. From indecisions about major selection to problems picking up that hot classmate to cramming for finals, this book covers all the awful, awkward, and annoying instances that would have college students IMing, posting, or texting: aWTF?a Be it in the dorm room or classroom, during finals week or spring break, campusas most f*#!-ed-up situations are handled in this entertaining step-by-step guide.acStep #2: Damage Control Now that youa#39;re cleanaof crabs anywayaita#39;s time to clean house. Although the primary ... Strippers and porn stars do it. Why cana#39;t you ? And for ... Crabs spread fast on bodies and clothing.You can even get crabsanbsp;...
|Author||:||Gregory Bergman, Jodi Miller|
|Publisher||:||Adams Media - 2009-06-18|